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Since 1999

Some interesting facts about Mantown.

 

On average, since the summer of 1999, NH Mantown has been going strong 45 out of 52 Fridays every year.

On average, there are at least 7 guys participating. On occasion, there are as few as 5 and as many as 15.

For easy math, July 1st, 1999 will our designate starting point. That’s eight years as of July, 2007.

 

Remember, most of these figures are based on only calculating Forty-five Fridays a year and just seven guys participating.

Here are some facts about ManTown ….

 

 

Since July 1st, 1999 through July 1st, 2007, there have been 360 ManTown Friday nights.

 

Your basic Mantown guy pulls down an average of ten beers per Friday. Seven guys, ten beers, 360 Fridays equals 25,200 beers –or- 1,050 cases consumed. (Sounds about right).

 

If all 25,200 beers were bottles, laying the beer caps in a line would stretch 2,100 feet or seven football fields.

 

Your basic ManTown guy will average five pisses per Friday. That translates to 12,600 times we’ve watered the lawn! (Amazing grass still grows. Especially in Mikey’s old backyard!)  Further… with each beer piss averaging 8oz (1cup) and there being 16 cups in a gallon, we have produced more than 787 gallons of run-off! LMAO! 

 

On average, each guy will pull out of pocket $8 per Friday betting on cards, darts, pool, foos, etc. Seven guys averaging $8 each for 360 Fridays equals $20,160.00 passing hands! Holy Shit! (Think I’m up $2.83)

 

In the past three years alone –or- 135 Fridays, on average, the word ‘cheater’ has been yelled out 18 times per Friday for a total of 2,430 times. All by ONE Mexican!

 

On average, ManTown consumes one 1.75L (half gallon) of Rum every three Fridays for four years running or 180 weeks. That translates to 60 half gallon bottles. (if that was gasoline, in a 25 MPG car, you’d get 1,500 miles or half way across the USA!)

 

For three years running, averaging two poker games for 45 Fridays a year equals 270 games of poker played. (With at least 260 of the winners of those games being called CHEATAH!)

 

 

This fact is only a rumor.

The past eight years or 360 Friday nights at ManTown, over 187,000 cu feet of belch, burp and fart vapors have been spewed about. Enough to fill 1.4 Goodyear blimps and enough to legally declare ManTown a biological hazard to any non male species.