President and CEO Mike L. the "House"
Heh-Heh-Heh.
Here is a man who would give you his last dollar…. only to take it from you in a game of darts! If you want a drinking partner…look no further. Just don’t try to go shot - for-shot with him! Without this man…MANY MANY Friday nights would have been shot to hell! A rock steady bud and creator of great memories for many. He’s got your back.
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Vice President Lee F. "Fetz"
“Dad” to a few….brother to many! Great things come in small packages. In ‘Fetz’, you will find the greatest! This German-Armenian-Irish freak talks straight and will always have your back. Oh yea…you want him on your foosball team and don’t you dare take the last frosted mug!
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General Manager Nate C. "Nate Dog"
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The premium of the ManTown men … and the most single… well, most of the time. This is the guy you could call at
Bobby G. "Bobby Big Wad”
No one is more entertaining than BBW! Always got a story…. and always wants to hear yours. This guy lights up the room with his smart-ass comments and pistol quick responses. A word of caution about ‘ol chowder knuckles…don’t leave food or a pint of Guinness anywhere near him! This guy would come and bail you out too…but he’d tell you, “after I eat and get laid o.k.?” He’s got your back.
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Chairman of the Board Mike C. "Coach"
This retired Marine can still hold his own! (Probably does too!) In Coach you find a man who would stand toe-to-toe with you in any situation. He keeps a level head but will also remind you that he can kill you if you really piss him off. No doubt this man has the most wit of all of us. One down side is he’ll throw you under the bus if you’re on his foosball team…but in the end, of everyone, he is the one you want in your foxhole! He’s got your back.
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Rick S. "Sick Rick" a.k.a. "Sharpo"
The biggest of us all! I don’t just mean his body. The size of this man’s heart embraces us all. All of us, at some point, have felt his love as well as his karate head lock-knee bending-finger snapping wrath. When Sharpo enters the room…he lights it up. Need something? Call Sharpo. Need a smart crack of the bamboo "pain stick" across your back? Call Sharpo. Need a hand with something? Call Sharpo. Need someone killed? Call Sharpo. He’s got your back.
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This guy single handily changed the culture mindset of ManTown. He expanded and opened up everyone’s music senses. Whether it’s an Irish folk sound or a mind numbing Tool song, JB opened it up! JB will gladly, and usually does, take your dollars when playing Foosball. He is the only one amongst us that can cause actual bodily injury by taking your eye out with one of his shots during a foos game. He’s got your back.
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Scott A. " Scotti" a.k.a. "Skillit Fuck"
This guy is just plain happy to be around his buds. Put it in a shot or pint glass and he’ll drink it! He’ll stick it out to the end-minus an occasional pit stop in the “green chair”. This Scottish bastard is known for making a mix drink that would kill your average Iraqi! He’ll take a handshake but prefers the hugs that solidify his love for his buds. Just don't depend on him to bring the cooking gear! He’s got your back.
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Johnny is the one who adds color to ManTown. Literally! Johnny is the type of guy you want around. He keeps you on your toes and you never know what he’s gonna come out with next. This turd smoking, rum drinking ebony machine knows how to have fun and keeps us guessing….and laughing. He actually thinks he can drink like a white-boy. If you’re playing darts against him….he’ll take your money with a loud “BOO-ya”! He’s got your back.
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With the Uncle in the house…the world spins just right. This French freak can slice you with his wit. He’s known for his one-liners like “holy smoking assholes!”. If what a man drinks reflects a little about him….how’s this for what Gil likes…Crown Royal, Bombay Sapphire Gin. Top shelf stuff….just like Gil. Top Shelf! Some advise…if you got a 5 3 poker hand against Gil, play it. He’ll fold like a newspaper! By the way… He's not really our uncle... and don't sit on his lap if he asks. Because then you'd be able to say: He’s got your back.
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Most wake up Saturday morning a little groggy but still hearing JD yelling “NEXT!” ringing through their ears. JD ain’t shy… JD ain’t bashful. A straight shooter who loves his rum and a good game of poker. Just keep this Mexican freak away from Tequila! This guy shares the wealth…always bringing something to chew…and smoke! He’s got your back.
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This guy is a ManTown natural. He can slurp down Capt.–N-Cokes faster than you can make the things! Never shy about bringing the food ( or eating it). I think he still has most bluffed when it comes to his poker game as he is one hard son of a bitch to figure out. Just don’t know if he’s shit-faced or bluffing! “Daddy” is hard core, loves to laugh and takes it all in (at least that's the rumor). As stated….a natural! He’s got your back.
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It’s the quiet fuckers you got to watch and Guy is one of them. No one can really figure out his game play yet, oddly enough... including himself. Throws one hell of a dart and swigs down the best beer. It's also been observed that as the Captn' Morgans start to go down, his hair starts to go up. So this man fits in nicely with the rest of us Friday night boozers. He’s got your back.
Joe "Fuzzy"
Okey.... here is the puppy in all his glory. If he ain't trying to steal a hand of poker chasing a five - two off suit then he's dealing from the bottom of the deck.Joe comes to us via JB "Irish". He's a good addition to ManTown because when ever you need a few extra dollars on a Friday night, Joe's good for losing his share. Wise beyond his years, he rivals us more mature gentlemen in sport trivia and 80 -90's music. A top of line guy who can bring a story, tell it like a pro then leaving you scratching your head thinking "this fucken guy sucked on too much lead paint chips as a baby!". Eager to share a new beer with his buds.... and eat the last chicken wing, Joe's the young blood of ManTown.
He's got your back!
Tony "Fat Boy"
For your viewing pleasure, ManTown presents.....Tony.
It is rumored that Tony was the largest of the liter and actually ate his siblings while still in the cradle. Before coming to us at ManTown, Tony spent quite a bit of time as a Feed The World representative to the country of
This is Brady. Destroyer of Worlds.
Behold eight pounds of ball licking, pointy eared, "give me the fucking chicken fingers you drunk bastards", four legged freak. Brady doesn't play cards but he will hound you for a sip of Guinness or give you the eye until you drop some corned beef hash. Friends with all the ManTown guys.... well, except the black guy, he likes to be held and scratch behind the ears if you're sitting out a poker hand. He love to play and wrestle with the guys but has never drawn blood. Well... maybe once. The black guy.
Throughout the night, Brady will pop in and out ensuring everyone is behaving and to patrol the floor for any more chicken fingers from Gil. He's parcial to hovering around Fatboys chair. Gee. I wonder why.
By the end of night he's usually tired. When everyone is gone for the night, I check in on Brady to make sure I still have him. You see, on more than one occasion, BBW has mentioned ten minutes, peanut butter and Brady.
He's not only got your back ... he can be on your lap.
